Just making sure that you’re real.

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David Meowie patch *Dressed


Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.


*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

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It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 


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That night I smoked a joint with my best friend
We found ourselves in bed
When I woke up, he was gone

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Have you checked out the University Avenue lately?  The sunflowers are back, and just in time for the start of classes!

MBTI in High School ›


ESTP: Jock.

ESFP: Drama queen.

ISFP: Drama kid.

ISTJ: Prep.

ISFJ: Perfect child.

ESTJ: Class president.

ENTJ: Student body president (and secret debate team weirdo).

ENFJ: President of a do-gooder club.

ENFP: That person who is always trying to get people to join said…

Like so many other nerdy, disaffected young people of that time, I dreamed of becoming an ‘artist’, i.e., somebody whose adult job was original and creative instead of tedious and dronelike.

David Foster Wallace; The Pale King (via wordpainting)

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set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

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If you were going to watch a film tonight, let it be Persepolis

Its an animated French film (with eng subtitles) told from the perspective of an Iranian girl during the Islamic Revolution. I loved everything about this film; its attitude and narrative was perfect and the mix of political, religious and personal morals & ethics throughout made it a very interesting film. 

(The title, “Persepolis,” means “Persian City” in Greek. Persepolis was an actual ancient city that existed in Persia. Its ruins still stand in southern Iran today.)

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Who knows a person can look so cute just by raising his hand

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